Time For My Ball-Bat To Come Out

These are the people who get on my last nerve:

Mike Psyko – This man tried to help Bryant McPsyko get out of jail. He is in there for 50 years because DeShawn Banks, my boyfriend, decreed it.

Rost – This douche is self-centered, Narcissistic, and has no idea when to shut the fuck up. He is also a loser. This guy needs neutered, and fast.

The Normans – They are selfish, rude, pretentious assholes that gave birth to Football McBallin’ and basically ruined the relationship I had with Football McBallin’.

Michelle Fatney – She is the dumb bitch who thought she knew everything about me when she met me for five minutes. She is the most judgmental residential director at the University of Mount Union I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.

Dr. Frasier-Douche – He is the dean at the University of Mount Union who thought I had the resources to actually kill someone. I was a freshman at college at the time and had no money. Plus, I was angry. Really? This guy overreacted and totally made my life at college hell. Thanks.

Obama – Worst president ever. Socialist-African asshat.

Man-Child – He is one of my former friends who never gets off his ass to do anything. He also treats Bryant McPsyko and all of his REAL friends like shit and chooses his real friends over US. I’m ready to neuter him.

Football McBallin’ – Yeah, I can see how well he tutored Bryant McPsyko. All Fs except Woodshop? Unfuckingbelievable. This douche is not only a terrible tutor, he is also a jackass who treats his friends like garbage. I will try to get along with him for the sake of my own sanity.

Bryant McPsyko – I tortured him for a month. I hunted him down and gutted him like a fish. I also blew his head off like the grinch did the toy monkey in the live action film. His grades are still horrible! Does he ever stop?!

Mentor High School – It likes to screw over Bryant McPsyko and everyone else in this world. Their minimum passing grade is 61, not 60. Unbelievable. Who invented 61 to be the passing grade instead of 60? These people are killing my OCD and my faith in future generations. This school should seriously re-evaluate its life because it was hit by the What the Fuck truck.

These people, I swear. I need to buy a ball bat and be done with it.

Xara Nahara O’Connor


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I am a graduate of the University of Mount Union. I work for ResCare HomeCare as a direct support professional. I was a psychology major and am hoping to get a master's degree in Business Administration with a concentration on healthcare... Somewhere. I am still interested in English and theatre. Writing had always been one of my passions until recently. It takes too much time and effort, which is why I just draw comics now. Believe it or not, drawing comics is easier for me to express myself than writing. I also love animals. When I am not working hard on whatever project I happen to have my hands on, I am at home playing with my animals. I live with two cats named Garfield and Oreo. I also love to listen to all kinds of music, such as The Birthday Massacre, Emilie Autumn, The Cruxshadows, The Cranberries, Celldweller, Emperor, R.E.M., Future Funk Squad, Symphony X, Einherjer, Borknagar, and Nightwish. And I'm married. But don't tell the government. They suck the fun out of it.

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5 thoughts on “Time For My Ball-Bat To Come Out”

  1. Lots of angst here. I felt like I just read someone’s personal hit list. I hope this does not some how make me part of a later indictment. Perhaps, it’s good to funnel it into this void of networks called the internet.

    1. Actually, some of it was satirical, but there was seriousness to it. I never used any real names to protect the innocent. And no, just because you read my “personal hit list” for that day doesn’t mean you will get in trouble. Everyone, on my blog, is allowed to have an opinion. I’m not like some youtube posters that want “yes men.”

      1. Yeah I figured out it was somewhat a comedic take. I was joking about the indictment. 🙂

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