These are the people who get on my last nerve:
Mike Psyko – This man tried to help Bryant McPsyko get out of jail. He is in there for 50 years because DeShawn Banks, my boyfriend, decreed it.
Rost – This douche is self-centered, Narcissistic, and has no idea when to shut the fuck up. He is also a loser. This guy needs neutered, and fast.
The Normans – They are selfish, rude, pretentious assholes that gave birth to Football McBallin’ and basically ruined the relationship I had with Football McBallin’.
Michelle Fatney – She is the dumb bitch who thought she knew everything about me when she met me for five minutes. She is the most judgmental residential director at the University of Mount Union I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Dr. Frasier-Douche – He is the dean at the University of Mount Union who thought I had the resources to actually kill someone. I was a freshman at college at the time and had no money. Plus, I was angry. Really? This guy overreacted and totally made my life at college hell. Thanks.
Obama – Worst president ever. Socialist-African asshat.
Man-Child – He is one of my former friends who never gets off his ass to do anything. He also treats Bryant McPsyko and all of his REAL friends like shit and chooses his real friends over US. I’m ready to neuter him.
Football McBallin’ – Yeah, I can see how well he tutored Bryant McPsyko. All Fs except Woodshop? Unfuckingbelievable. This douche is not only a terrible tutor, he is also a jackass who treats his friends like garbage. I will try to get along with him for the sake of my own sanity.
Bryant McPsyko – I tortured him for a month. I hunted him down and gutted him like a fish. I also blew his head off like the grinch did the toy monkey in the live action film. His grades are still horrible! Does he ever stop?!
Mentor High School – It likes to screw over Bryant McPsyko and everyone else in this world. Their minimum passing grade is 61, not 60. Unbelievable. Who invented 61 to be the passing grade instead of 60? These people are killing my OCD and my faith in future generations. This school should seriously re-evaluate its life because it was hit by the What the Fuck truck.
These people, I swear. I need to buy a ball bat and be done with it.
Xara Nahara O’Connor