If there were ever a man that was the most ridiculous, it is Al. My boyfriend is absolutely ridiculous, and he doesn’t have an online presence. He believes in only using screennames and trolling Team Fortress on Steam. All he does is play video games, be cute, and of course troll ME, of all people. He is very mouthy and wears glasses, too. He is also very Italian without an Italian accent. He also likes to feed me too much. He apparently thinks I am too skinny and thinks I need fattened up. He always wants to be anti-establishment and go on a his own worldly rampage. Honestly, I laugh at him every single day. He makes me fat in general. Furthermore, he is overly-sexualized and says sexual comments in public. God does he JUST MAKES ME LAUGH. He also has a very nice butt that is squeezable. His rants are very long, thought-out, funny, and rather insightful. He talks about everything and anything. He is a walking encyclopedia of gaming information and anything else that is not shoes, clothes, or purses. He doesn’t like girly girls, which is okay by me because a.) I am not one, and b.) I don’t like them either. He has a funny voice to imitate them that makes me want to giggle giggle giggle. His moodswings are as bad as mine, too. I love Al.
Xara Nahara O’Connor